Sunday, January 17, 2021

Back Again Until Dawn

 And now for something completely different, to steal a phrase...

Just as we are gaining momentum on the podcast with over 105 listens to our first 4 episodes, the US implodes and shit gets real.  As we wait for this transition of power, I find daily tasks becoming more difficult.  It seems inappropriate to pretend all is well and record a new episode, so when my alma mater, The University of Iowa, hosted a flash writing contest I welcomed the diversion.  

The only guidance?  Under 1,000 words and select a character and object from their prompts in the genre of your choice.  I chose "Arborist" and "Lighthouse" and came up with this over the past 36 hours:  


Back Again Until Dawn


It seems the trajectory of time is now my nemesis.  As if on cue, just when I am at my strongest and most able to provide for myself, I am suddenly sacrificed so that the one who came after me may survive.  


That one began its journey centuries after I became aware.  Aware of the breeze that must have created me, aware of the creatures who make their livelihoods and homes from me and aware…acutely aware…of the incessant pounding of the waves against the rocky shore just below.


My family slowly disappeared over time because of these harsh elements.  The wind.  The rain. The sun.  Man.


That day over eight decades ago began with just one man.  Each new dawn saw more machinery, more men and finally, my neighbor took form.  Rocks transported by huge carts were assembled slowly and with care, until the circular monolith was done.  By day the thing was mostly still and silent.  By night it came to life and the light swept across the jagged shore, back and forth, back and forth, and back again until dawn.  In fog, it moaned its warning in lieu of the light.


Many times over the years I have been jealous of this giant neighbor with such great purpose, but slowly I have grown to equal and exceed its size, in spite of the shade it threw that dictated my formation, or deformation, over time.  


Which has now become my demise.  


Again, it began with one man, but this time one who gazed upon me softly while he yielded tools of every size to poke and prod my entirety.  This man was in attendance every day while, once again, machinery invaded our world.  But instead of creating another structure with their machines, I appear to be the focus of the men and am slowly being, groomed?  Groomed for death I assume, as I have been unable to rest for many phases of the moon now and long for the predictable solitude of before.   


I have seen others go over the years in a similar fashion.  At first, many disappeared suddenly and violently when big men with huge saws began to fell us by the dozens per day.  When that ceased early last century only ten percent of my kind remained, and of those nearby on this shore who were weak, those too far away from another’s nurturing care or those simply too close to the eroding, rocky cliff we face just faded away.  With the herd culled, it was easy for the men to remove more and replace the ground their roots depended on for nutrients with stone walkways to The Lighthouse, the name the destination had been given.  Over time the elements even weathered the new structure, spurring many beautification efforts so that eventually cement roads leading up the coast took the last of my immediate tribe.


Nevertheless, my relative isolation over time became my song, until now when the verse I penned is altered and the ending crescendos.  I wish to share my wisdom, be it to help a seedling grow or an elder to gracefully fall in order to regenerate our species, but I am sure the one man who appears daily has other plans.  He frequently climbs my branches and secures ropes as he carves and cuts and caresses me, muffling the melody.


I suspect my demise is due to the fact that I now tower naturally over the man-made tower.  My roots have become connected with its foundation.  Ships approaching from the South cannot see her warning light because of my expanse, so I must assume I too now endanger them and that is why my branches have been trimmed in such an unnerving manner.  I expect the topping off will simply continue down my trunk until I no longer exist, like so many before.


And then one sunrise as I began to lament my lost lyrics, the grooming stops and the man who has earned my trust brings a metal square and hammers it gently onto a stand on the sidewalk near my base.  The cacophony ceases once the machines exit, and soon all that is left are the man and the Lighthouse.  And me.


As he leaves, he stops and assures me that the initial aches from his actions will pass and that I will thrive because of his care.  Years later, I have outlived my Arborist and grown taller, more sturdy and wise. Many approach me now to stop and stare at the metal plaque he left that day.  They then wander over and gaze at the ocean underneath us and bathe in the light from the beacon as they embrace.  They whisper how the Redwoods will outlive them and how they must be protected.


We shall see, says the breeze before it wanders off in a grand ballad, connecting us all.




So, how does this fit into the Storyteller Kitty Time theme of cat lulls mouse/cat eats mouse?  


The prize is a pack of writing supplies, a book by a UI Writers' Workshop alum AND...


...a pen made from a UI campus tree.


You seriously cannot make this shit UP.













Wednesday, December 2, 2020

STKT: The Podcast "HOW TO PLAY"

 We would love to hear from you with thoughts, questions and suggestions!

By email:  storytellerkittyllc@gmail.com

Leave a message for the podcast: https://anchor.fm/stkt/message

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Have time to help us process these incredible stories?

Want to be in the STKT Crew?  All it takes is a Zoom connection, a headphone/mic and a willingness to find common ground.  

AND one favor please, subscribe to the youtube channel if you enjoy seeing us too!

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Kunze,

OUT


Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Storyteller Kitty Time: The Podcast DETAILS

 STORYTELLER KITTY TIME, Episode 1 is now replaying on Radical Russ Radio at radicalruss.com!  New episodes every Sunday night, life permitting:



Contact me at storytellerkittyllc@gmail.com to play!  

If you or someone you know would like to be a guest, it's as simple as preparing your "story" critically by doing a little homework, then recording an interview with me answering these 7 questions as the outline of our conversation:






Thursday, November 19, 2020

And this concludes the BETA test of Episode ONE...

 

... of the new Storyteller Kitty Time Podcast!

STKT Ep 1 11-19-2020

Soon to be found on RadicalRuss Radio at radicalruss.com and if this works, a podcast subscription service near you!

All free brain food, my friends.



Thursday, November 12, 2020

Oops, I'm doin' it again...

 Fresh off the 'puter...coming by Turkey Day 2020:




The Storyteller Kitty Time brand is heretoforthwith officially launched with this promo, coming soon to the Radical Russ Network at radicalruss.com, this blog and a youtube channel tbd:



Contact me at storytellerkittyllc@gmail.com with questions or guest suggestions!









Friday, September 11, 2020

Old Skewl Digitization of New Skewl Thoughts

Subtitled:  Too lazy to retype so scan.  I could reframe it as preserving the handwriting I so terrifying learned from my elementary school Principal, Mr. Reasnor.  Holy scary Frankenstein looking fuck walking around that 5th grade classroom teaching us proper penmanship.  Sorry old guy, I've bastardized it over the years...

The fancy leather-like bedazzled composition notebook:


The first official entry:




P.S.  Tell Delani and all the Lisa/Libra combinations that things are gonna be OK.  

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Saturday, July 18, 2020

So about that Bucket List...

Fuck fuck fuck turns out I DO have something I'd like to do before I kick the bucket.  Hold on, is that why it's called a Bucket List?  

It all began when I told my now completely adult baby that I had always wanted to visit the Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria, Germany.  Which started an avalanche of ideas and events that might give me a reason to NOT get Covid-19 and die already...

...of which will be revealed in an appropriate timeline.  

For now, enjoy the list of "shit I still got to say" that my junior high thru present friend, Laurie, MADE me do when my brain was racing and life had turned way too South for me...but just West enough.  If any sound particularly fun to any reader (if I ever pimp this out) just let me know.  

Random AF.  That's the way (uh-huh-uh-huh) I like it.  





Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Every Sneeze is Precious

Every sneeze reminds me of two stark realities:

1.  I am very much alive at this moment.
2.  A deadly infection could be brewing in me and those around me, we've never lived this and anyone can be dead in 48 hours.

Wheeeeee what a way to put ones past vajayjay gushings into perspective.  And to remind one that each human is equal to every other human on this planet when it comes to sudden, unexpected death.

So, this is not intended to be morbid amidst a very morbid global pandemic called COVID-19, but rather a check-list of final details in case it takes me out quickly as a 56-year-old smoker. 


  • LAST Will & Testament.  Is created and shared in my g-docs.  Because it's a pandemic, it will not be notarized but still should suffice as guidance for my limited wealth.
  • DNR order.  Just give the ventilator to someone who hasn't chosen to smoke a pack a day for over 35 years.  And continues because damage done and I prefer to snuff out quickly instead of slowly, trying to yank the tube out...NOT because of the damn economy.
  • BUDGET.  Fuck it. Paid rent over health insurance this month with no promise of future income beyond the part-time gig taking care of my disabled best friend.  Luckily, life handed me extreme poverty and isolation 6 years ago and the view from the one room that houses all my belongings is spectacular.
  • LESSONS to my boys.  Time to dig deep and see if there are any lessons or deep dark secrets I must pass on NOW.  As in tonight in a video call and later here if given time and the right mood...
  • CREATE every last day.  Got the electric violin going last night, and am writing right the fuck now, so bonus.   
As I have no bucket list left..sneeze on, humans.  





Thursday, March 19, 2020

NVMND, no cooter gushing here after all.

Drafted in June of 2019:

Due to extreme lack of self-interest, I have decided not to relive the past here.  It is safe on this old lappy, where it will die with me, and thusly not bore myself and others with rehashing it over and over and over into perpetuity.

I have healed and need to act like it.  Yes, I have a right to feel victimized, but in the continued journey of reprogramming my brain neuro-pathways, this effort will pick up with THE NOW and will only use THE PAST in flashback form if necessary for plot and character development in THE FUTURE.

Instead, I have challenged myself with coming up with a skimmable, 140-character-or-less description, with links, of every year that I was truly AFK (Away From Keyboard) and focusing instead on basic survival:

June 26, 2010:  Last Thresholds THREE entry...first Thresholds just published, still teaching in Iowa, still married...still in the proverbial pot closet.

Rest of 2010:  due to anti-depressants and denial, I can't remember much.

2011:  Oct - Dec...the demise of the career.  Evidently you cannot talk about cannabis in Iowa.

2012:  Libra comes out the closet ( boston youtube links, etc)

2013:  Turned 50 in Oct..., had RV (710 cup before that)...but by Thanksgiving was in Denver with sick kid, and enter Robb and Dec MMJ card.

2014:  Jan Colorado full legalization...poor in Denver...Decide in Feb to divorce and stay put...by June I'm budtending in Mountain... (russ's just got badged youtube link on TTR,)move by AUG for Quincy's schooling.)

Divorced...

2015:  two dispo's, low wage, mop and back and wow, relocate kid even further up mountain

2016:  third dispo, p/t medical budtender, turned full on MGR by OCT...

2017: MGR working 80 hours a week and they sucked the fun out of pot.

November 29, 2017:  First quick post as legal Budtender...single in Colorado.

2018:  New goal, ski bum, tourist first season at Loveland

2019:  I SKI!  Summer photog gig works out, so i can now maybe move on to the resurrection of STK in May of 2019.  GAVE THIS all up when found great summer gig.  started to breathe...

March 19, 2020 UPDATE when I found this draft hanging out unpublished:

2020:  COVID 19 Pandemic makes this all seem rather silly now. 

End draft, end rant.  No final version needed.  Next entry will be non-morbid lessons to my Sons.





Thursday, July 25, 2019

I think I can I think I can...let it all go.

An epiphany of sorts by the creek:

The Moment I May Have Let It All Go

Next steps are unscripted and unplanned.  Worst case scenario?  I keel over on a mountain or into a river.  S'all gravy, my friends...all gravy.

Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Well Hello Old Friends, and Welcome to The New.

It's been awhile since I've logged on to these blogs.  The next post will explain why with some painful posts that have only existed on my 10-year-old laptop, the beauty macbook pro I bought after the house fire.  Guess if I could define a single event that shaped it all, it would be that.  Read all about it in Thresholds: Offline (link in bio.)

Anyhoo, that journey has been painful and beautiful, as most journeys are.  Not particularly sexy nor noteworthy, but my journey nonetheless.  Avoid the next post if you don't wanna hear my va-jay-jay gush...I know it's gonna make me bawl reliving it to get it all here, but I'm a hormonal shit-show most days.  Fewer days recently though...perhaps I chose the "right" path and that I did actually choose it?

OK.  Links follow to the social media I've started for "Storyteller Kitty Time."  It's a venture I brainstormed up last summer while on unemployment and being rejected for most "normal" jobs commensurate with my skills and experiences, with the effervescent Ms. Charlo Greene as my tutor.

You know, the "Fuck it, I quit" Alaskan News Anchor who nearly lost it all while amassing an online empire?  Yeah, she and so many other bitchin' Pot Activists have formed a part of me that can now comfortably co-exist with paying seasonal tourist gigs while I get healthier and healthier as I consume Cannabis products responsibly and manage most pains and moods, legally.

So, catch anything that might follow from this blog to a podcast to who knows what.  LINKS:

Facebook, if you must:

STK on facebook

Instagram (most likely will become the main account, with a twitter to follow):

STK on Instagram

NOW, if you'd like to join me in a little prescribed reading journey to do our homework for Storyteller Kitty Time, the threshold blogs go in this order and can be found here.  I've got the first two published, have one copy of each but they can be found on the nets, but are here for free:

1.  Thresholds and Other Ruminations

thresholdsandotherruminations

2.  Thresholds: Offline

thresholdsoffline

3.  Thresholds Three (unpublished heretofore)

thresholdsthree

FINAL DISCLAIMER:  Fuck your bifurcated First Amendment rights, you-know-who-you-are.  I will not hide to protect you or shut the fuck up any more.